December 2009
“we are all mutants. it’s interesting to see which ones of us appear to be...”
– Walter Bishop from the show, Fringe
If you're going to commit suicide, don't tell...
alexnoise:
colinh:
(via voteforgoats)
…What would happen if you told 4chan that you intended to commit suicide?
They’d order you pizza.
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“I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random...”
– Choke (Chuck Palahniuk) (via youmaybeoffended)
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things amanda palmer songs have taught me:
izelana:
abortion sometimes makes people not like you
but it’ll be okay if oasis sends you an autographed picture
nothing is like the first orgasm
sex changes you
also getting a sex change can be complicated
checkout girls with tattooed backs can be worth your time
boys masturbate
girls cry
and that’s the way it is in minnesota
and oklahoma
'The Rev' DEAD: Drummer Jimmy Sullivan Of Avenged...
Rock drummer Jimmy Sullivan, ‘The Rev,’ has been found dead at the age of 28.
The Orange County Register reports Sullivan was found unresponsive Monday at his home in Huntington Beach.
Lt. John Domingo of the Huntington Beach Police Department says the death appeared to be from natural causes.
An autopsy is expected to be done today.
Sometimes known as James Owen Sullivan, The...
misterhangman:
slide by the dresden dolls
this...
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Handbook 2010
i-dont-need-nobody:
HANDBOOK 2010 Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Take time to pray and read your Bible daily. 6. Play more games. 7. Read more...
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i cannot live with you, emily dickinson
I cannot live with You –
It would be Life –
And Life is over there –
Behind the Shelf
The Sexton keeps the Key to –
Putting up
Our Life – His Porcelain –
Like a Cup –
Discarded of the Housewife –
Quaint – or Broke –
A newer Sevres pleases –
Old Ones crack –
I could not die – with You –
For One must wait
To shut the Other’s Gaze down –
You – could not –
And I – could I...
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“A squealing three-year-old that jumps on you while you’re sleeping really...”
– Jossalynn at http://shestoohonest.tumblr.com
notes to self:
* only following 20 people, not checking tumblr for a day will give me 21 pages of new blogs to look through. * not reposting anything for 2 days will result in a drop in tumblarity by 6 points. * reposting like a mad blogger for 2 days straight will only increase tumblarity by 3 points or so * i shouldn’t care at all but i do…..
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confession: epic mistake = red star
replace the word hipster with the word stoner, because i got the deffinition 80% wrong….
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fact: i adore the ones who will try everything...
my Gram Evie helped me finish writing my version of Hipster’s 12 Days of Christmas and it goes a little like this: On the 1st day of Christmas my hipster gave to me An old Iron Maiden CD On the 2nd day of Christmas my hipster gave to me 2 ten-sac dubs On the 3rd day of Christmas my hipster gave to me 3 bitch beers On the 4th day of Christmas my hipster gave to me 4 STDs On the 5th day of...
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via sophiejade) (via dearfrancesca) (via lovelybluepony)
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delasoul:
Moonlight Sonata (Piano Sonata No. 14)...
some ask praise of their fellows
originally seen on luceplace some ask praise of their fellows but i being otherwise made compose curves and yellows, angles or silences to a less erring end. myself is sculptor of your body’s idiom: the musician of your wrists; the poet who is afraid only to mistranslate a rhythm in your hair, (your fingertips the way you move) the painter of your voice: beyond these elements remarkably...
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christ-mas wish list:
alek my little bros to quit chewing that perfect tatoo a PET griffin postsecrets: confessions on life, death and god a really useful book howl’s moving castle long, furious red hair the ipod i dropped down a drain in richmond the things i need….
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fact: rebloging may raise your tumblarity
i rebloged the red hair you see below this post and my tumblarity was raised by 3 points. what the hell is tumblarity?? it’s not ‘popularity’ if it increases because you rebloged. do you get prizes for high tumblarity?? and why doesn’t tumblr explain what the hell tumblarity is?? i’m sure this is messing with a lot of people her.